Christian Dog

A dog died and the owner took it to a Pastor. He asked the Pastor if he could organize a funeral service for the dead animal.
Pastor: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church but there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
Man : But Pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1 million ??
The Pastor shouted, "O Lord! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian?